well i don't know if you've heard, but james dylan greenings finally grew a pair and told sage delia tucker he loved her. it's cute, it is, especially since everyone had a feeling that the friends were going to get together sometime. and sage's best friend, jackson dean evans found love, too! in one miss rosalind beau russel. everyone should be happy, right? wrong. very wrong.
sage and rose hate each other, which must be a downer for jackson. jackson and james hate each other, which must be a downer for sage. and wait, there's more. sage loves jack, which must be a huuuge downer for james. not that jack's interested in her, which must be way humiliating for sage, who badmouths rose whenever she gets the chance. i've heard what she says, though, and all of it is true. who would know better than me, right? and don't think sage is just an awful, awful girl, either. rose talks trash about her, too. so poor jackson, he has to listen to his best friend bitch about his girlfriend and his girlfriend bitch about his best friend.
is it just me, or are sage and jackson both missing the most obvious thing ever? come on, kiddies. we all know it’s going to happen eventually, so just kiss and make up already. what are you even arguing about? oh yeah- jack's new girlfriend, rose. listen up, jackie, you can do better and you know it. what’s the fuss about this girl, anyway? she doesn’t seem like anything all that special. though james could also be a problem if sage ever decides she wants jack more. he's her boyfriend now, after all. these four make life way more complicated than it needs to be. sage hates rose who loves jack who hates james who loves sage who loves jack who loves rose who hates sage who loves james who hates jack and so on and so forth. my opinion? well, since you asked. sage and james are far too cute to split up, but that rose spells trouble for jack. sure, she's a sweetheart and yeah, she is fun to party with, but that drinking problem of hers might catch up to her in this new found relationship. then again, sage has got some baggage too- she's got crazy abandonment issues, due to an event that maybe, just maybe, she doesn't want everyone to know.
every single one of these crazy kids has a decision to make, and a big one at that. sage has to figure out if being just friends with jack is enough for her. and if she can handle watching him with the girl she hates most. and if she'd rather be with jack or james. and since jack isn't interested, if she's going to keep dragging james along. james has to decide if he's willing to watch his girl figure all that out, because he's not the type of guy to stick around for nothing. rose, well, rose doesn't have much to work out- she's got her boy and who cares if his best friend doesn't like her? the feeling's certainly mutual and rose is the kind of girl that can erase the bros before hos mentality. as for jack, well. jack needs to know which is more important- sage's friendship or a relationship with rose, because it really doesn't look like he can have both.
sage and rose hate each other, which must be a downer for jackson. jackson and james hate each other, which must be a downer for sage. and wait, there's more. sage loves jack, which must be a huuuge downer for james. not that jack's interested in her, which must be way humiliating for sage, who badmouths rose whenever she gets the chance. i've heard what she says, though, and all of it is true. who would know better than me, right? and don't think sage is just an awful, awful girl, either. rose talks trash about her, too. so poor jackson, he has to listen to his best friend bitch about his girlfriend and his girlfriend bitch about his best friend.
is it just me, or are sage and jackson both missing the most obvious thing ever? come on, kiddies. we all know it’s going to happen eventually, so just kiss and make up already. what are you even arguing about? oh yeah- jack's new girlfriend, rose. listen up, jackie, you can do better and you know it. what’s the fuss about this girl, anyway? she doesn’t seem like anything all that special. though james could also be a problem if sage ever decides she wants jack more. he's her boyfriend now, after all. these four make life way more complicated than it needs to be. sage hates rose who loves jack who hates james who loves sage who loves jack who loves rose who hates sage who loves james who hates jack and so on and so forth. my opinion? well, since you asked. sage and james are far too cute to split up, but that rose spells trouble for jack. sure, she's a sweetheart and yeah, she is fun to party with, but that drinking problem of hers might catch up to her in this new found relationship. then again, sage has got some baggage too- she's got crazy abandonment issues, due to an event that maybe, just maybe, she doesn't want everyone to know.
every single one of these crazy kids has a decision to make, and a big one at that. sage has to figure out if being just friends with jack is enough for her. and if she can handle watching him with the girl she hates most. and if she'd rather be with jack or james. and since jack isn't interested, if she's going to keep dragging james along. james has to decide if he's willing to watch his girl figure all that out, because he's not the type of guy to stick around for nothing. rose, well, rose doesn't have much to work out- she's got her boy and who cares if his best friend doesn't like her? the feeling's certainly mutual and rose is the kind of girl that can erase the bros before hos mentality. as for jack, well. jack needs to know which is more important- sage's friendship or a relationship with rose, because it really doesn't look like he can have both.

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